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hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via inescassiano)

napoleonbonerhard:

d0t0ri:

shadowkixx:

Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it.

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oh my god

(via averagefruitbat)

peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via robot)

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

(via robot)

vxis:

cockkkkkkkk:

overachievious:

hallucinogenicteaparties:

quitechanel:

This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.

#satan builds a bathroom

I’m sorry but who else would go in there and just people-watch?

imagine fucking in here


I’d totally fuck in there

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

adrians:

adrians:

if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”

why is this still circulating

Because it’s brilliant.

(via robot)

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

(via robot)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via robot)